Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just pee around me
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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