Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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