something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Randomize
