we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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