I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I would ride that face into the sunset
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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