? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I need a beard to bite.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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