Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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