I'm lost and stupid without you.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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