we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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