windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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