The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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