so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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