Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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