im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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