Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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