I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Don't tell me you're on acid again
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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