She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Randomize
