no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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