i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
The power of my boobs compel you
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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