ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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