none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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