I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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