Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
