lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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