He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Banned from zoo.
Again?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
