I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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