you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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