But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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