sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
