"it" just moved
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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