he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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