all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Randomize