Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That reminds me...we need to get swords
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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