So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
