And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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