O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We were destined to go to rehab together
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
