You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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