Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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