I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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