Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you had me at cake vodka
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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