Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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