sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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