She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Randomize
