I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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