For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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