...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you made out with another girl for some wings
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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