I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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