Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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