Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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