so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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