U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
