I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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