After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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