I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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