You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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