susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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